




5/5
100% would recommend this product to a friend
@anonymous
Beautiful mug! Looks exactly as pictured and shipped quickly. Wonderful customer service as well!
@anonymous
This is perfect and amazing quality! Shipping was so fast and I can't wait to give it to my grandnephew!!! Thank you :)
Start your mornings with a touch of humor and a splash of Halloween spirit! The “I Don’t Have Trust Issues” Halloween Mug features a grumpy Golden Retriever dressed as a witch, surrounded by pumpkins and bats. The sarcastic quote, “I don’t have trust issues, I just think most people are full of shit,” adds a dose of relatable humor for anyone who’s tired of fake smiles and empty promises.
Crafted from premium ceramic, this mug is both microwave- and dishwasher-safe, making it as practical as it is funny. Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or cocoa, this Halloween-inspired design will make you smile every time you use it.
It’s a perfect gift for dog lovers, introverts, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their morning brew. Ideal for Halloween parties, office desks, or as a quirky addition to your mug collection.
🎃 Features:
Premium quality ceramic mug
Funny and unique Halloween design
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Vibrant double-sided print
Perfect gift for dog lovers, sarcasm fans, and Halloween enthusiasts
Show your personality and sense of humor every morning with this one-of-a-kind Golden Retriever mug.
1. What products do you offer? We specialize in high-quality 3D printed items. You can find our designs on fashion like t-shirts, hoodies, shoes ...and also on decorative gifts like mugs, toys, coins, suncatchers,bells...
2. How long does shipping take? Shipping inside the country usually takes about 5-7 working days to arrive. If you're ordering from another country, it can take a bit longer, around 12-15 working days. Just a heads up, these times are estimates!
3. Do you ship internationally? Yes, we ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products anywhere!
4. How can I track my order? Keep an eye on your inbox! Once your order is on its way, we'll send a tracking link so you can follow its journey.
5. What is your return policy? Please see Refund and Returns Policy
6. What payment methods do you accept? Pay safely and securely. We accept all major credit cards and PayPal, among other trusted payment options
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5/5
100% would recommend this product to a friend
@anonymous
Beautiful mug! Looks exactly as pictured and shipped quickly. Wonderful customer service as well!
@anonymous
This is perfect and amazing quality! Shipping was so fast and I can't wait to give it to my grandnephew!!! Thank you :)
Start your mornings with a touch of humor and a splash of Halloween spirit! The “I Don’t Have Trust Issues” Halloween Mug features a grumpy Golden Retriever dressed as a witch, surrounded by pumpkins and bats. The sarcastic quote, “I don’t have trust issues, I just think most people are full of shit,” adds a dose of relatable humor for anyone who’s tired of fake smiles and empty promises.
Crafted from premium ceramic, this mug is both microwave- and dishwasher-safe, making it as practical as it is funny. Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or cocoa, this Halloween-inspired design will make you smile every time you use it.
It’s a perfect gift for dog lovers, introverts, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their morning brew. Ideal for Halloween parties, office desks, or as a quirky addition to your mug collection.

🎃 Features:
Premium quality ceramic mug
Funny and unique Halloween design
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Vibrant double-sided print
Perfect gift for dog lovers, sarcasm fans, and Halloween enthusiasts
Show your personality and sense of humor every morning with this one-of-a-kind Golden Retriever mug.
1. What products do you offer? We specialize in high-quality 3D printed items. You can find our designs on fashion like t-shirts, hoodies, shoes ...and also on decorative gifts like mugs, toys, coins, suncatchers,bells...
2. How long does shipping take? Shipping inside the country usually takes about 5-7 working days to arrive. If you're ordering from another country, it can take a bit longer, around 12-15 working days. Just a heads up, these times are estimates!
3. Do you ship internationally? Yes, we ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products anywhere!
4. How can I track my order? Keep an eye on your inbox! Once your order is on its way, we'll send a tracking link so you can follow its journey.
5. What is your return policy? Please see Refund and Returns Policy
6. What payment methods do you accept? Pay safely and securely. We accept all major credit cards and PayPal, among other trusted payment options