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Start your mornings with a touch of humor and a splash of Halloween spirit! The “I Don’t Have Trust Issues” Halloween Mug features a grumpy Golden Retriever dressed as a witch, surrounded by pumpkins and bats. The sarcastic quote, “I don’t have trust issues, I just think most people are full of shit,” adds a dose of relatable humor for anyone who’s tired of fake smiles and empty promises.
Crafted from premium ceramic, this mug is both microwave- and dishwasher-safe, making it as practical as it is funny. Whether you’re sipping coffee, tea, or cocoa, this Halloween-inspired design will make you smile every time you use it.
It’s a perfect gift for dog lovers, introverts, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their morning brew. Ideal for Halloween parties, office desks, or as a quirky addition to your mug collection.
🎃 Features:
Premium quality ceramic mug
Funny and unique Halloween design
Dishwasher and microwave safe
Vibrant double-sided print
Perfect gift for dog lovers, sarcasm fans, and Halloween enthusiasts
Show your personality and sense of humor every morning with this one-of-a-kind Golden Retriever mug.